Environmental Diva

Let’s play “Guess That Tune.”

I’m too diva for hum vees too diva for hum vees
vees ain’t going to seat me

I’m too diva for M-hertz too diva for M-hertz
So diva it hurts
And I’m too diva for spray cans too diva for spray cans
light bulbs and fake tans

And I’m too diva for trash bins
too diva for trash bins
no way I’m not recycling

I’m shameless you know what I mean
And I drink coffee hot in a pink mug
Yeah in a pink mug in a pink mug yeah
I poor my ‘bucks latte in a pink mug

I’m too diva for cardboard too diva for cardboard
too diva to store
And I’m too diva to be fat too diva to be fat
Too diva to be fat what do you think about that

I’m a diva you know what I mean
And I buy bamboo clothes on the internet
Yeah on the internet on the internet yeah
I use my credit card on the internet

I’m too diva for my too diva for my too diva for my

‘Cuz I’m a diva you know what I mean
And I flaunt my canvas bag at the market
Yeah at the market at the market yeah
I flaunt my canvas bag at the market

I’m too diva for my pic too diva for my pic
no glossy no glossy pic
I’m too diva for hum vees too diva for hum vees
vees ain’t going to seat me

And I’m too diva for … this blog